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Cooking101
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Girl: "I knew I shouldn't have cooked this, look at how burnt it is. I can't even cook."
Girl 2: "Hang on, can't you just uncook it?"
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Bunny
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Girl 1: "You didn't know why we celebrated Easter!"
Girl 2: "No, I do! Christmas is when Jesus was born, so Easter is like his birthday. Wait oh no..."
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Sound advice
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Guy trying on jeans: "They're cool, but a bit tight, like if I was being chased by a murderer I wouldn't get very far and would wind up dead."
Friend: "Yeah, but at least you'd look good!"
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Back to work
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Girl: "I need to get in shape before I go back to work. But I figure round is a shape so I guess I'm ready."
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Evolution
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Girl: "I wonder if our fingers will de-evolve because of how much we use our phones."
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Unibrow
Posted by
anonymous
3 days ago
Girl: "How can you go to uni with no eyebrows?"
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Musical Chairs
Posted by
anonymous
4 days ago
Woman to girl: "We should all get around with a chair on our heads."
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Capital of US
Posted by
anonymous
4 days ago
Girl 1: "What's the capital of the US?"
Girl 2: "London."
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